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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This Google experimental app lets you run powerful AI models without Wi-Fi - Android Police
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Bristol Myers Joins Race for New Class of Cancer Drugs With BioNTech Deal - Barron's
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Science news this week: 'Dragon Man's' identity and the universe's 'missing matter' - Live Science
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do you treat a hematoma at home?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Will Canadians still buy American products?
share office space ...
Still no good
So they tried
Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Emmy nominations voting ends tonight. Here's what our critic hopes will make the cut - NPR
No go.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS
No way
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Just Forget it!
Four measles cases confirmed in Navajo County, first in Arizona this year - ABC15 Arizona
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read