What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Science news this week: 'Dragon Man's' identity and the universe's 'missing matter' - Live Science

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you treat a hematoma at home?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Will Canadians still buy American products?

share office space ...

Still no good

So they tried

Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Emmy nominations voting ends tonight. Here's what our critic hopes will make the cut - NPR

No go.

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

13 million years ago, this object released as much energy as a billion suns in a fraction of a second! - Farmingdale Observer

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS

No way

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read